Adventures with Handbags

1 Nov

I had the most wonderful German grandmother, who I called Oma.  My mother had to go back to work when I was six weeks old, and it was Oma who looked after me every day until I hit my teens when I decided it was more cool to be a latch-key kid.  Oma was a second -mother to me.  She was warm, loving and used to spoil me silly.  She also had a bit of a temper on her.  It never lasted long though so the trick for me was always to outrun her and then sit in the biggest tree in her garden for a suitable period of time until she calmed down.  Half an hour usually did the trick.  Sometimes I was able to get away with less than this if my grandad happened to walk past and I was able to send him on a recon to check on her.  They say that the pain of losing someone you love gets better with time.  The truth is that it doesn’t.  It just becomes more bearable.  I miss her so much.

Oma was a very stylish woman – she had the most beautiful clothes and handbags.  Every day, she would change her handbag to match her outfit.  The only problem was that she didn’t always do the best job transferring things from one bag to the next.  When I say “problem”, I use the term loosely because I don’t think she ever considered it a real problem, and this quirk certainly came with benefits for me.  You see, I used to offer a special service – handbag maintenance.  In return for my special services, I got to keep whatever I found.  The rolls of tissue (this was before the days of Kleenex Pocket packs) and lipsticks weren’t that exciting.  The treasure lay in the mountains of coins I used to find beacuse she never bothered to put these backs in her wallet.  ( These days my son also collects my coins although I acutally put them back in my wallet.)

The lovely ladies at Borne Naked recently sent me one to try out.  It’s a handbag organiser.  I must admit that I was a little sceptical but as it turns out, I’ve found it quite useful, not so much because I need to make a quick bag change every day, but because my handbag is a leather version of The Tardis and I usually spend a good ten minutes every day grovelling around in it looking for my car key, with at least 5 of these minutes experiencing a mounting panic that I have lost said key.  Photographic evidence can be found below.  Yes, that IS the Doggie Rescue Calendar’s Miss August 2011 in the before photo (please note that she did not have the time to see her stylist before this photoshoot).  So ladies, my advice to you is get one.

My grandmother was magnificent and I’d give anything to have her back even for a few hours to talk to her.  I have so much that I want to share with her and so many questions to ask.  In the mean time though, I guess I’ll have to settle for the little one-sided conversations I have with her.  If any of you have any stories of grandmothers or other great women who’ve been influential in your lives, I’d love to hear them…..

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If God had intended us to pop out of bed

20 Sep

If God had intended us to pop out of bed in the mornings, he would have made us sleep in toasters. Garfield

Itchy & Scratchy by my dog Roxy YouTube

20 Sep

Itchy & Scratchy by my dog Roxy YouTube -http://bit.ly/98WN3P

What Every Woman Wants…

12 Sep What Every Wife Wants

I wanted to briefly touch on the subject of gifts, specifically gifts that a boy gives a girl.  Now, I’m not a particularly demanding girl.  I have never expected diamonds or a shiny new BMW, although I must say, I wouldn’t mind such a lavish display of affection from my beloved.  He’s out there somewhere, I just haven’t met him yet.  Anyway, I digress.  What was my point?  Oh yes, the gifts boys give their girls.  So, as I was saying, I don’t expect anything expensive, just something that shows a little thought and the fact that he has a reasonable clue about me as a person and the things I like.  One of the nicest gifts I ever got from a boyfriend was a silver chain and heart.  Before he gave it to me, he said, “I want to give you my heart.”  Ahh, gentlemen take note – this is the kind of gift that girls love.  It doesn’t have to be expensive, just put in some effort.  Under NO circumstances buy the first thing you see just because you have to give her something.  If you get to that point, just buy her a gift voucher and say something like “I searched everywhere but couldn’t find anything as perfect as you.”

Over the last few years, I must say though that I have been given some real corkers when it comes to romantic gifts.  Gentlemen, here is a list of things not to give a girl:

- An old tracksuit top

- A CD with a great big yellow “Bargain” sticker attached to it

- Body wash from the Body Shop (please note this is ok if the gifter and the giftee are under 21. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Body Shop, but I’m in my 30s now (unless you’re trying to imply that I look very young…)

- A fruit basket (how on earth can any man consider this a romantic gift???)

- A book of stamps of the world – Um, why??????

- A black and white salt and pepper shaker in the shape of  bulldogs. – “Wow, how did you know that I have ALWAYS wanted that!”

- A chain of freshwater pearls – I thought this was great until he said, “I didn’t pay very much for it, so if you don’t like it, just give it away.  It’s no big deal.”   Wow, now I feel really special!

The most important thing when you buy someone special a gift is that it has a little thought put into it.  Whilst I have to admit that diamonds or something from Gucci usually will work, the gift doesn’t have to be expensive, it just has to show that you made a little effort because all the girl receiving that gift wants to know is that she is special.  Have you ever received a hideous gift from someone?  I’d love to hear your stories….

Global Warming – no doubt about it!

19 Aug

Have you had a hysterical paroxysm today

11 Aug

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5 Tips for Creating More Romance in the Bedroom

21 Jul

Creating more romance in the bedroom can involve some simple steps which are highly effective in improving our self-esteem, and our relationships.

  1. Never underestimate the power of a sexy mind.  It doesn’t matter whether you’re in a new relationship or have been in one for years, it remains important for a woman to think sexy thoughts and to carGil Elvgren's Suzannery on doing sexy things like dressing up, buying a new pair of heels or planning a surprise seduction after work to keep her mind and body feeling sexy.  Did you know that the female skin is ten times more sensitive than the average male’s, so wearing anything that brushes pleasurably against your body pays dividends for you and your partner later on.
  1. Develop a positive view of yourself.  There is nothing sexier in a woman than self-confidence.  What is your sexiest asset – curvy thighs; full pouty lips; a delectable derrière; gorgeous eyes? Celebrate your unique sexiness by identifying your most fabulous attribute and then make it your go-to feature for firing up your confidence.  Tell yourself out loud: “Wow, I look gorgeous today!”
  1. Work on consciously exploring your sensuality.  Once you realize that sensuality is a natural, spontaneous part of you, the next step is to accept that your sexuality works in exactly the same way.  Start by doing something physically pleasurable, which can be as simple as going for a walk and feeling the breeze on your skin or even raindrops on your face.  Cherish yourself and indulge all five senses.  Listen to music you love, and fragrance yourself and your home with beautiful scents.  Surround yourself with candlelight, soft music, a fragrant tub, fresh flowers placed around the tub, a sea sponge or loofah, a fluffy towel, a glass of something refreshing, chocolate, and enjoy….. Slowly massage fabulous smelling lotion into your body after a shower or bath, caressing your skin as if it were your lover’s, or let him do it for you.
  1. Slip into something gorgeous. Sexy flattering lingerie can transform you into a bombshell, a centrefold, a princess….. Do a little dance in front of the mirror, worship your curves and let the personality of the lingerie inspire you to unleash a new sexiness – a sexiness from within.
  1. Never underestimate the link between sensuality and romance in the bedroom.  There is nothing more engaging and romantic than a softly lit space which brings pleasure to the eyes and the ears, delights to the skin and thrills to the tastebuds.  All five senses play a role in creating more romance – tactile fabrics like silk (touch); the soft glow of candlelight (sight); champagne, a bowl of juicy red strawberries and whipped cream (taste); delicately fragranced sheets (smell); and your favourite music (sound) will make an inviting playground.

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